If I ever get married my wedding vows will include “because life is long and you are hot” and no one can stop me.
It’s after a week of Castiel sulking and generally being miserable that Dean slaps down a piece of a paper and a pen on the kitchen table in front of him.
Castiel stares uncomprehendingly at it a moment then peers up at Dean. “What’s this?”
“You think being human sucks so bad? Fine. I’m gonna show you just how awesome it is.” Dean’s voice is forcedly optimistic, and Castiel knows that it’s for his own sake and is grateful. “Write down the top 5 things you want to learn as a human, and I’ll teach you how to do them.”
“You’re not serious.”
“Yup, I am.” Dean’s eyes brighten and he grins. “Hey, I can be like your, uh, your human Yoda.”
This, Castiel thinks, cannot go well.
there are like 3 or 4 songs in my itunes library that make me go from depressed young adult to full on stripper in 0.02 seconds
DO YOU EVER CAS SO MUCH YOU DEAN BUT THEN YOU DEAN SO MUCH YOU SAM
tag dis reply with yolo pls and thank
i like how most of the recent ones are about food. u go girl. i don’t understand it either i just follow people i’m a quiet bird yolo
haha yeah same. really only when i’m really craving something or hungry i’m like…mmm food i’m going to tweet about this. but mostly i forget that i have it
i need proof of that
no omg they’re not funny im’ such a loser but here