If I ever get married my wedding vows will include “because life is long and you are hot” and no one can stop me.
It’s after a week of Castiel sulking and generally being miserable that Dean slaps down a piece of a paper and a pen on the kitchen table in front of him.
Castiel stares uncomprehendingly at it a moment then peers up at Dean. “What’s this?”
“You think being human sucks so bad? Fine. I’m gonna show you just how awesome it is.” Dean’s voice is forcedly optimistic, and Castiel knows that it’s for his own sake and is grateful. “Write down the top 5 things you want to learn as a human, and I’ll teach you how to do them.”
“You’re not serious.”
“Yup, I am.” Dean’s eyes brighten and he grins. “Hey, I can be like your, uh, your human Yoda.”
This, Castiel thinks, cannot go well.

Merthur AU - (500) Days Of Arthur
This is a story about boy meets boy.
But you should know up front: this is not a love story.
On Janurary 8, Merlin Emrys meets Arthur Pendragon and the young architect, who is working as a writer at a greeting card company, falls head over heels for his new boss.
During the next few months Arthur and Merlin grow closer, despite Arthur is telling Merlin that he does not believe in true love, and does not want a boyfriend. But after crazy karaoke nights, fights, wild snogging and ikea-shopping, Merlin is certain of one thing: Arthur is his destiny.
But does Arthur feel the same?
It will need 500 days until Arthur knows, if Merlin is the right one for him…
there are like 3 or 4 songs in my itunes library that make me go from depressed young adult to full on stripper in 0.02 seconds
DO YOU EVER CAS SO MUCH YOU DEAN BUT THEN YOU DEAN SO MUCH YOU SAM
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i like how most of the recent ones are about food. u go girl. i don’t understand it either i just follow people i’m a quiet bird yolo
haha yeah same. really only when i’m really craving something or hungry i’m like…mmm food i’m going to tweet about this. but mostly i forget that i have it
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i need proof of that
no omg they’re not funny im’ such a loser but here
#SCREAMING #SCREAMING BECAUSE THIS LOOKS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LIKE CASTIEL #AND YET #BOTH CAS AND JIMMY ARE PLAYED BY THE SAME PERSON #MISHA COLLINS EVERYONE #MISHA FUCKING COLLINS